thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

6pmthursday:

thatpettyblackgirl:

image

This is some #BlackGirlsMagic

I found the company who makes them in case anyone else is interested!

image

This is why adaptable equipment is important!! Gives more power back to the user to live their life in the best way for them. Unfortunately a lot of times it is cost prohibitive and hard to find- that’s where allies and activists (and #socialworkers #BlackTumblr #BlackTwitter) can help.

https://www.gofundme.com/q3bmfh-help-my-dream-become-my-reality

Support my black queen 

True definition of the word, HERO! 

A real WonderWoman. A real SuperGirl!

Oh she LIT lit. How do I book?

cabbagecrunch:

s̈͐͞d͗̊̔h̓ͪ͂gͣ͒ͫkͣ̄ͅĵͭͬĺ̇̚lͨ̔̅h̊͆ͮdͯͮ̇s̒ͬ͘f̑ͤͩjͫ̋ͪk̾͑̏h͋ͤ͗a̓͐͆l̃̅̑fͭ͝͡s̉̊̀g̃̐̈k̢̜̏ḣͫͩf͑͆̊d̶̨̐k̇̐̾j̓ͬ͑s̯̞̓h̔̓̃g̓͛̚h͂̀ͮf̈́ͬͦk͗̇̕s̟͛̌j̓̎ͤgͫͮ͆h̥̣̄d̒̌͗k̊ͧ̓f̿̔ͬ҉̸̞̩aͥ̚̕k͆͛́j̉͛̚d͐ͥ͗ḧ́̾ͤğͧ̑kͧ̄̃s̿ͣ͒f̲͋ͨg͊͟sfk҉l҉

image

You should be watching

humunanunga:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

image

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

image

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

image

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

image
image

some banners for all the fools and worms out there :)

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

image

He’s growing fast.

image

And getting into trouble

image

Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

image

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

image

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

bransonreese:

intenxty:

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:

bransonreese:

serpentking456:

notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

Buddy the article said sharks are rough

No it says they’re smooth

seahawksmoustache:

guys! i made a quiz to determine which primal source you connect to!

callmeoa:

king-dra:

king-dra:

king-dra:

mark fuckerburg

slap your balls and die

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

#you hit it twice man

alexander:

its that time of the year again

image